Born in San Francisco in May of 1930, to my mother Margaret who worked for IBM and my father who was a migrant steelworker. At 11 pounds 6 ounces on my birth I was nicknamed Samson. I have one younger sister.


I attended Oakland Technical High School as a teenager, but soon found myself working as a lifeguard, a forest firefighter and a golf caddy, before moving to Seattle and drafting into service with the United States Army.


I first married age just twenty three to Maggie Johnson, who I would eventually divorce at the cost of some $25 million. I married once more to Dina whom I divorced in 2014, and I have seven children from five different mothers.


I took political office in 1986, but my career mainly focused on acting, with my first appearance in Revenge of the Creature in 1955. More notably opposite James Garner in Maverick in 59, and Sergio Leone's 'Dollars' film trilogy.


Harry Callahan, Rowdy Yates, Coogan and Dave are names I've had on screen, but the highlight of my career has to be my two Oscars for Unforgiven and Million Dollar Baby. So do you know me now punk, well do ya ?. Who Am I ?